Science & Technology

MICROSOFT has launched a new tablet for desperately uncool people who do mundane, everyday things.

APPLE has launched its new range of things to fiddle with and poke at.

THE theft of passwords from networking site LinkedIn is a direct attack on the world's prick and douchebag communities, it has been claimed.

PEOPLE wanting to use Twitter without their heads exploding have appealed Joey Barton’s 12-match ban.

SCIENTISTS are collecting sasquatch DNA in a bid to cut man-ape crime, it has emerged.

ENTREPRENEUR Roy Hobbs has made £180 trillion from the idea of sending group emails instead of using Facebook.

A NEW internet is to be created for people who like writing comments, so everyone else can enjoy surfing the web without their torrents of bile.

A PROPOSED new service to block internet porn has met with fake enthusiasm from fathers.

A TYPE of book with a battery has proved popular despite being pointless.

THE new Facebook App Store will provide a bewildering number of ways in which Mark Zuckerberg can move in with you, it has emerged.