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WAKING up with a hangover so piercingly acute that several of my potted plants wither and die after being exposed to its radiation, I reflect on another tumultuous few days. 

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As an avowed enemy of the BBC, it is my duty to spoil Celebrity Traitors

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who believes the Tree of the Year is woke

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