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All cats are Thatcherites, confirm experts

EVERY cat is a right-wing Conservative, scientists have discovered.

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I shaved my sodding legs for this, says woman on date with twat

A WOMAN is furious about the time she spent shaving her legs in preparation for a dreadful date with a twat, it has emerged.

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