Asian monkey coup

MONKEYS controlled much of eastern Asia last night after launching a series of swift and ruthless coups d’etat.

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Sky To Broadcast In Three Dimensions Of Awfulness

SKY is to add an extra dimension of awfulness to its television output with the launch of 3D TV, it announced last night.

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