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Boffins Produce World's First Cheese-Eating Mouse

SCIENTISTS have combined a mouse with a giant ear on its back and a mouse with spider’s legs to produce a small, cute creature with an inordinate fondness for cheese. 

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Hillary Clinton 'Probably A Witch' Agree Bush And Brown

BRITAIN and the United States have signed an historic agreement to hunt down witches and burn them in the village square.

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