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Cat loves whichever family member is most indifferent to it

A FAMILY cat has decided to bestow her affection on whichever member of the household cares about her the least.

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The middle-class guide to dogging

PUBLIC sex with strangers is nothing to be ashamed of, but class differences can still make the atmosphere in the car park rather awkward. Elevate your dogging thus: 

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