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Cats fine, say cats

CATS last night thanked the government for its interest in their welfare but insisted they were fine.

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Britain Now At Its Most Outraged Since 1747

BRITAIN is now more appalled and outraged than at any point in the last 260 years, it has been confirmed.

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