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Cows Declare War On Sheep

RURAL Britain is bracing itself for bloodshed and mass destruction after the cows declared war on the sheep.

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Boffins Invent Self-Hoovering Floor

SCIENTISTS at Dundee University have patented what they claim is the world's first self-hoovering floor.

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