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Dog enters negotiations to give stick back 


A DOG has confirmed he is ready to begin negotiations for letting go of a stick.

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New UKIP leader vows to think of something for UKIP to do

DIANE James, the new leader of UKIP, has promised to come up with a reason for the party’s existence before 2017. 

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