Dog on high alert after waking itself up with own fart

A DOG has baffled itself after waking up as a result of its own fart.

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Millennials 'too self-righteous to have sex'

MILLENNIALS are too busy penning scathing comment pieces about how angry they are at baby boomers to have sex, a new study has found. 

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