Dogs not sure why humans are so into their turds

DOGS are confused about why humans are so into their turds, it has emerged.

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The nervous Channel 4 executive's guide to Leeds

Bring your own aubergines. The first and only aubergine introduced into Leeds was back in 1968. It was promptly beaten up on suspicion of being French and tossed on the next coach back to London.

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