Dolphins that swim up to humans mostly saying 'f**k off'

DOLPHINS swim up to humans in the sea to tell them to f**k off, , it has been confirmed.

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Woman asks for Shiraz because she likes the name

A WOMAN has ordered a glass of Shiraz as she prefers its name to other wines.

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