Famous People To Spend All Day Humping Goats

BRITAIN'S famous people are to spend much of their time engaged in base sexual practices after being given the go-ahead by a High Court judge.

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Anal warts take poll lead over Sunak

RISHI Sunak is facing a possible challenge to his leadership from a particularly virulent case of anal warts.

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