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Man realises he is girlfriend’s cat’s butler

A MAN has come to realise that his main role in life is to serve his girlfriend’s cat.

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Man now desperate for Brexit news after day two of 'rich woman fires out quite large baby'

AFTER two days of ‘posh woman has the baby’, a man has realised he actually misses news about Brexit.

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