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Octopus Wardrobes Full Of Useless Shoes

OCTOPUSES' wardrobes are full of hundreds of pairs of useless shoes, new research reveals.

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Giant Pineapple Is Trying To Kill Me, Reveals Charles

PRINCE Charles has demanded a ban on genetically modified crops after the latest attempt on his life by an enormous piece of fruit.

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