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Seagull admits man isn't paranoid, it really is stalking him

A MAN whose friends claim he is paranoid about being stalked by a seagull is not remotely paranoid, the seagull has admitted.

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Arseholes to meet up before heading off to arsehole pub

A GROUP of arseholes has announced plans to go the pub where all the arseholes go.

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