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Woodpecker and weasel already talking about having kids

A WOODPECKER and a weasel have moved in together and are ‘excited about starting a family’.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) Somebody close to you has seemed very distant recently. That’s because they hate you.

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