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Butterflies 'pissed'

THE erratic flight patterns of Britain’s butterflies are due to them being permanently drunk.

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Seven totally f**king amazing things I am going to do but not right now. By Elon Musk

AS I explained in a somewhat tetchy interview with The Economist, an incredible tech-topia awaits humanity thanks to me. Here’s what it will be like when I actually do it.

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