Cat with five beds prefers laptop

A CAT with five different beds has chosen to occupy a laptop computer.

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Man had forgotten that next four months suck absolute balls

A MAN has just remembered that living in Britain between the beginning of November and the end of February is a total f**king nightmare. 

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