Cat would fat-shame you if it could talk

YOUR cat would make rude comments about your weight if it were capable of human speech, it has been confirmed.

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Man married for 20 years all out of original sentiments for wife's birthday card

A MAN who has been with the same woman for two decades is unable to think of new content to write in her birthday card, it has emerged.

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