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Child formally passes all responsibility for pet to parents

A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD has completed the formal handover of all caring responsibilities for the cat she wanted to her mother and father.

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What to do if you see a smoker in a beer garden: An emergency guide

THERE is literally nothing more dangerous than someone smoking in a beer garden. If you find yourself caught up in this terrifying situation, follow these government guidelines.

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