The dog walker's guide to pissing off other pedestrians

ARE you worried you’re not annoying enough people while walking your canine chum? Our handy guide will put that right.

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Kid who tips crisp crumbs into his mouth clearly going to go far in life

THE future is looking bright for a child who has the skill and confidence to tip crisp crumbs into his mouth, it has been confirmed.

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