A Scottish guide to Boris Johnson

THAT new ‘thing’ the English are calling their prime minister is visiting Scotland. Here’s how to prepare youself:

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'You can have it all' confirms man who squeezed in two wanks before work

MEN can ‘have it all’ according to a 38-year-old who managed to masturbate twice before work.

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