Dear Holly, Everyone knows I’m good at using my pop credentials to fight the forces of evil. Well I’m going to get Bono, George Michael, Duran Duran and everyone else who’s not dead yet and we’re going to put on a massive concert to end Nigel Farage in the UK. We’ll write a hit song called ‘Tell Me Why I Don’t Like the EU’ and we’ll make loads of money and all boost our careers and save the world yet again but we won’t tell Phil Collins because he’s really annoying. Do you think we can pull it off? Bob G London

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