Dear Holly, I haven't done my Brexit homework, yours, Amber Rudd

Dear Holly, I could just kick myself. You know that annoying feeling when Nigel Farage says that EU migration is a big problem and you can’t think of anything so you just say “meep”. And then there’s a referendum and people vote Brexit and then a few months later you’re watching Antiques Road Trip with tea and a ginger nut when suddenly it comes to you – what you meant was “let’s formally investigate this issue and use our findings as an evidence base on which the British public can make an informed, reasoned decision.” Do you reckon I got away with it? Amber, Westminster

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Woman in meeting only making notes to look like she has faintest clue what's going on 


A WOMAN in a meeting decided to make some notes before her colleagues figured out she had not not been listening to a word that had been said.

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