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I was wondering if I would be suitable for the Paralympics, seeing as I am colourblind?

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Osborne 'to take Olympic spectators hostage'

GEORGE Osborne’s plans to ransom the 80,000 spectators to the Olympics opening ceremony have been leaked.

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