Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,My best friend and I have been close for as long as I can remember. We’re like sisters. Lately, however, things haven’t been so good between us. It seems we’re both very keen on this bloke, and it’s ruining our usually solid friendship. I have to say, she’s being pretty pathetic about the whole thing, and what was a bit of healthy competition between us is now turning into full blown war. It all came to a head the other day when I slashed the tyres of her Mazda MX5 and scratched ‘whore’ onto the bonnet, and then she turned up at my door throwing eggs and screaming about how I should leave her husband alone and find my own man – totally pathetic. Anyway, I need to borrow her GHDs: do you think it’s too late to bury the hatchet?Tina,Rotherham

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