Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear HollyI have recently asked my girlfriend to be my wife and she has accepted, which makes me the happiest man on earth. However, there is one small problem: she is refusing to take on my name after we are married. She’s saying it’s because of some women’s lib bullshit, but as far as I’m concerned, it is simply not acceptable. One minute they’re refusing to take your name, the next you’re holding their shiny bag while they browse Dorothy Perkins. Isn’t it?Steve Dickface,Windsor 

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)If you’re quitting smoking, it’s a lot easier if your other half knows how it feels to give something up, which is why you’ve secretly been slipping crack into her Weetabix each morning. Until today.

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