Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I introduced the idea of wife swapping at our last neighbourhood watch meeting, but it didn’t go down too well. Now people have stopped talking to me including Mrs Lilley at no.43 who is almost definitely  gagging for it. But thinking about it, maybe wife swapping is a little old fashioned for local tastes: do you think I should suggest some dogging instead? Peter,Gateshead

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)Buffalo mozzarella, fresh peppery rocket, iberico ham and a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil. Just some of the things they don’t sell in Iceland and you’ve therefore never eaten.

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