Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,My current partner thinks it’s acceptable to go to the supermarket on a Sunday morning wearing a fur coat, leopardskin bra, split-crotch panties and a pink lycra boob tube. I wouldn’t mind so much but pink does nothing for him. Plus he never remembers to get bin bags. How can I persuade him that less is more?Rachel,Aberdeen 

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)This week you will try to enter America’s Next Top Model. She will kick you in the nuts.

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