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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,Dave from IT has given me Gonorrhoea.  Should I impale both his testicles with a high heel, or just one? TaraNorwich

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)It’s okay, mine humps people’s legs too. So was yours born like that or did the midwife drop it on its head?

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