Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,Now Christmas is over, my husband has lost his festive cheer and has gone back to his usual, miserable self. He might have got me nice earrings for Christmas, but the only place I’ll get to wear them is the kitchen sink. If I’m lucky he’ll refer to me by my own name later tonight as he climbs on top of me and starts pumping vigorously. All I want is someone to make me feel a bit special, is that too much to ask?IsobelWisbech

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)Time to burn off those excess holiday pounds by eating the last of those of prawns you opened on Christmas Eve.

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