Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,Every time I go to my local supermarket they ask me the same questions: do I need a hand to pack? Do I have a club card? Am I collecting vouchers for schools? No. The answer is no, as it has been for several years. Will my statutory consumer rights be affected if I stab a checkout lady in the face? Sarah,Humberside

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities, forget about your worries and your strife. And thank you for calling the Benefits Helpline.

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