Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I managed to score with a really hot babe from my local by getting her horribly incapacitated on vodka and coke laced with rohypnol. However, I was really disappointed to see that underneath her clothes she was wearing cheap underwear from Primark. Why is it women have no self-respect these days?Darren Milton Keynes

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)Your decision to open a karaoke bar in Cardiff pays dividends this week as you spot a gaggle of cackling women headed by, one with 600 grand burning a hole in her pocket.

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