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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly, My wife looks after me to a good standard, and always cooks my tea and irons my shirts. But the miserable old bitch won’t give me a blow job because she thinks it’s dirty. Do I have grounds for litigation? Graham, Henley-on-thames

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Stephen Hendry to become motorbike daredevil

Seven-time snooker world champion to make leaping over 20 exploding buses seem like the most boring thing that has ever happened.

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