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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,Everyone is being thoroughly horrid to me, just because I happen to have sent a couple of friendly emails. Perhaps I got in with the wrong crowd, but I’m just a people pleaser at heart. How can I make the mean people stop and maybe erase a few files too?Jeremy Hunt,Whitehall

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY)Why not take a blurry black and white photo of your mandingo using Instagram and get the whole office to coo over it by telling them it’s an ultrasound of your firstborn kid?

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