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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) This week, why not turn up to a local council meeting and insist the park keeper does something about whoever keeps defecating in the bins before heading off to crimp off a couple of pounds of soil into the one by the bandstand?

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