Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly, I’ve been seeing my boyfriend for a couple of months and things are starting to get heavy. We’ve done practically everything except full intercourse, and I think I’m ready to take things to the next stage and let him stay over the whole night. The only problem is, I’m not sure how to divert the care assistant’s attention long enough to sneak Walter into my room. Any suggestions?Edna,Treetops Residential Nursing Home,Oakham

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