Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,The other day, I was driving to Dixons to pick up a new Super Woofer for my Nissan Almeira and I happened to stop at a traffic lights next to a rather attractive lady in a red mini. I immediately deduced she was probably a slut because she was listening to The Saturdays at full volume, so I attempted to engage her in some idle chit-chat on the off chance it would lead to some roadside hanky panky. Unfortunately, as soon as I’d revved the engine and sexily mouthed the words ‘how about it?’, she threw back her head and laughed like an evil banshee, and then accelerated off into the distance. Do you think I’ve lost my mojo, or was that woman just playing hard to get?Graham,Dulwich

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Cool Pupils Celebrate Poor GCSE Results

THE nation’s cool teenagers are celebrating their worst GCSE results ever after being too hip to make the slightest effort.

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