Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly, I’ve been going out with a lovely man for a few months, and it feels like it could be the start of something beautiful. The only problem is that no-one in my family seems to like him – in fact they regularly tell me he’s bad news and that I should get rid of him as soon as possible. It could have something to do with the fact that he is a member of the BNP and has a swastika tattooed on his forehead, but if they just gave him a chance they might end up actually liking him. What can I do to get these narrow-minded relatives of mine to loosen up?Heil Hitler,Imelda,Coventry

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Defence Cuts Will Lead To Massive Wasp Attack, Warns Fox

DEFENCE secretary Liam Fox has warned that cuts to Britain’s defence budget will leave the country open to attack from massive foreign wasps that do not share our values.

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