Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly, My husband has really gone and upset the apple cart this year, by suggesting that we have roast beef for Christmas dinner, rather than a turkey. I’m not sure what has prompted this sudden reckless outburst. Perhaps he’s on the crack again. Should I humour him and risk defiling all that is good and proper about Christmas, or simply accuse him of being sex criminal. What do you think?Hilary,Basildon

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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)This week delight your colleagues by having an opinion about everything. It will give them new material to make fun of you with when they all meet up in that pub they never invite you to.

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