Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly, I’m unhappy with my appearance and it’s really starting get me down. The other day, I thought for a split second that John Prescott had stripped naked and broken into our house, but then I realised it was just my reflection in the bedroom mirror. My husband says he loves me no matter what I look like, but I’ve gone off him and want to get my hands on a more discerning man who loves me for my amazing tits and legs, not my Lancashire hotpot. Can you tell me how I can become a size 10 hottie and shake off this loser?MeganBarnsley

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Government trying to work out if 'bumtard' is homophobic

THE government is to launch an inquiry into whether words such as ‘bumtard’ and ‘spangler’ are anti-gay.

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