Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,Being an avid fan of shows like X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent, I’ve come to realise that anything is possible and that we should all follow our dreams. With this in mind, I might have lied slightly on my CV for a recent job interview, and now I find myself as Director of Communications for a large international company, in charge of a substantial budget and managing a large team of personnel. Having only had one previous job working in the warehouse at Asda, I’m starting to worry that I might have bitten off more than I can chew. Do you think I should come clean, or should I just give it a shot?Wendy,Stoke-on-Trent

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)Bundling the defenceless wives of an already-marginalised minority whose extremist wing have a penchant for blowing things up into the back of a police van? Clever stuff.

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