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Are you suffering from Corbynism? Try our symptom checker

Funny feelings in your tummy Do people who are centrists or even slightly left-of-centre make your tummy feel a bit funny? Like you think they’re worse than Hitler and Darth Vader combined, and you want them dead?

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Could you beat this weatherbeaten Russian fisherman in a drinking contest?

THIRTY years sailing through ice-crusted seas, knocking back potato vodka for breakfast toughens a man. But how would you fare in a drinking contest with this Russian fisherman? 

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