Brian Sewell's guide to I'm A Celebrity… 2014

VENTURING below stairs in search of a water biscuit, I noticed my man was watching an entertainment on the light channel.

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Roles assigned for office Christmas party

THE list of who will be the Drunken Bore, the Perv and Crying in the Toilets at the Christmas party has been put on the office noticeboard.

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