Can you keep a secret or are you a little gobshite?

BEING able to keep a secret is an admirable quality, which is why most people can’t. Take our test to see if you’re a little gobshite.

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Nation searching for woolly hat that doesn't make it look like an arsehole

THE UK has begun its annual search for a warm hat that does not make it look like a complete and utter tosser.

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