Dear Holly: Any suggestions on what I should ask Donald Trump? Robert Mueller, Washington DC

Dear Holly, I’m all excited that I finally get to question the Donald as part of my ongoing investigation. But I’m a bit worried I’m going to make an arse of it so I am trying to devise some killer questions in advance. So far I’ve come up with, “President Trump, what is it like being such a colossal, racist, orange fuckwit?”, but beyond that I have hit a bit of a wall. Any suggestions? Robert Mueller Washington DC

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