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Five anti-ageing tips for people who live in a fantasy world

DO you genuinely believe there’s a way to stop the forces of time and gravity turning you into a haggard, wrinkly old sack of organs? These tips are for you.

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What to do in a Brexit 'riot'

MINISTERS have warned that Britain could face Brexit riots. Here’s what to do if you get caught up in one.

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