Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) On Tuesday you’ll be marking eight years of sobriety. It’s been spread over 25 years of piss-artistry, but still. Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Judging by the smell in your train carriage on Monday, somebody’s office is having a ‘Bring a Full Laundry Basket to Work Day’.

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Support for far-right at 20-year low if you don’t include really obvious things

SUPPORT for far-right politics in Britain is at a 20-year low if you do not include things like beliefs and ideas, researchers have found.

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