Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) On Tuesday youll be marking eight years of sobriety. Its been spread over 25 years of piss-artistry, but still. Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Judging by the smell in your train carriage on Monday, somebodys office is having a ‘Bring a Full Laundry Basket to Work Day’.
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