Psychic Bob: After your biscuits are stolen you decide to burn down the building

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) You’re a rhinestone cowboy, or at least that’s what you think you see when you look at your constellation in the sky. 

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Woman’s dream meaningless

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman’s bizarre and convoluted dream has no meaning whatsoever, it has been confirmed.

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